I wasn't going to bother with this, but I'm bored.


Circle One

1. What's your name:
As far as you’re concerned it’s PinkWaffleFrog.

2. How tall are you?
5'4

3. What color are your eyes?
Blue/Grey

4. What color is your hair?
Naturally blonde, but I dye it all the time. Currently it’s its natural color because the last time I bleached it it started falling out.

5. Are you Male or Female?
Female, last time I checked.

6. What is your best feature (physical)?
I guess I have nice hands ^o^

7. What's your shoe size?
8

8. Glasses, y/n?
Yep, but I only need them to read.

9. Did you ever have braces?
No, but I’ve had a fuckload of dental work besides those.

10. On a typical day you are wearing...
Clothes. Duh.

11. When you go to bed you're wearing...
Nothing if it’s hot enough outside.

12. Work out/exercise about how often...
I walk to get the mail and that’s about it.

CIRCLE TWO: MUSIC

1. Name five of your favorite bands..
I don’t really have “favorite bands”. . .

2. Name five of your favorite singers..
Karen O, Bjork, Morrissey, Michael Jackson and Johnny Rotten.

3. Name three songs you are currently playing nonstop..
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll
MSI - On It
Britney Spears - Break the Ice

4. Name one song that best describes your life right now?
Are you kidding? I have no idea.

5.Name one song that best describes your life one year ago:
Not a clue.

6.When you're driving, what are the preset stations on your radio?
I live in rural hell so I only get country music stations. Needless to say, I don’t have any preset stations on my radio.

7. What's the last CD you bought?
The Varia Songs from Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

8. Was the last CD you burned an actual CD or a mix?
Mix.

9. Name one song/band/singer you're embarrassed to like but do?
Britney Spears, but I’m only embarrassed because I used to talk shit about her all the time.

10. If you could only attend one concert ever again, it would be..
Concerts give me migraines.

11. Name a group you use to like but feel you've grown out of.
Wow, there’s actually a lot of these: Blink-182, Green Day, My Chemical Romance. . . the Offspring. . .

CIRCLE THREE: MOVIES/TELEVISION

1. Name your favorite actor.
None really, though I do like a lot of Johnny Depp’s movies, which I guess counts for something.

2. Name your favorite actress.
Uma Thurman is pretty awesome.

3. Name your favorite television show right now..
Gangland. (My organized crime obsession knows no boundaries.)

4. Name five really cool movies you've recently seen:
Haha, I never see a movie unless it’s already been out for a year, and even then I’m usually disappointed. (That didn’t answer the question, did it? Sorry.)

5. Your favorite canceled television show..
I miss Ren & Stimpy, it began my corruption as a young child.

7. Name one movie you wish you hadn't wasted time/money on recently.
The Haunting in Connecticut was a pretty big letdown.

8. You would ever watch a movie with Zac Efron?
Hell no.

9. Favorite candy/food to watch movies with?
Gummy Bears.

10. Three favorite TV channels..
History, Animal Planet and Discovery. Not really, but those were the first three I thought of.

11. Favorite reality show?
Dance Your A** Off (if that counts as a reality show)

12. Favorite character on a reality show:
How can you have a favorite “character” on a reality show? Shouldn’t that be “erson”? Oh well, whatever - none either way.

CIRCLE FOUR: WORD ASSOCIATION
(Write the first word/thing/person that comes into your head when you read this word)

1. Coffee: cup

2. Dog: fur

3. Slut: ha!

4. Candy: sugar

5. Pole: stripper

6. Ocean: water

7. Brave: cop

8. Loving: family

9. Cookie: plz!

10. Death: fate

11. Life: cycle

12. Child: innocence

CIRCLE FIVE: WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER:

1. Ten guilty men go free OR One innocent man goes to jail for life?
That’s a hard one. I’d need more details. Just what are these ten men guilty of?

2. Eaten by a lion OR Eaten by thousands of small insects?
Can the lion be being eaten by thousands of small insects while it’s eating me? That would be a great way to go. The lion would so totally get his. Karma, bitches.

3. A life of contentment without love OR A life with love and heartache?
Contentment without love, just like I have right now.

4. Skydiving from a plane OR Bungee jumping off a bridge?
Skydiving.

6. No television OR No music?
No television.

7. No more pizza, ever OR No more chocolate, ever?
You sadist! No pizza.

8. A trip to Europe OR a trip to Hawaii?
Europe. It’s no fun traveling to another state, no matter how far away it is.

9. An hour with your future soul mate OR An hour with a lost love
Soulmate.

10. No longer being able to cry OR No longer being able to feel the need to cry?
This question confuses me. No longer being able to cry. . . I think.

11. Sex without love OR love without sex?
Love without sex. Sex is overrated.

12. Loving someone who doesn't love you OR being loved by someone you don't love?
I’ve experienced both and both suck.

CIRCLE SIX: THE LOVE LIFE

1. Are you currently in a relationship?
No.

2. Are you currently looking/interested in someone?
No.

3. Are you a virgin?
No, but I wish I were. He was a jerk.

4. If yes, how long do you plan to be one?
n/a

5. How many times have you been "in love"?
Never. Well, maybe once. With a woman. Heh.

6. Looking back, how do you feel about that person(s) now?
No regrets whatsoever. Wish we were still in touch though. She was the greatest.

7. Name three things (physically) you look for in someone.
Must keep themselves clean, must have a style of their own, can’t look better than me in my dresses.

8. Name three things (mentally/emotionally) you look for in someone.
Creativity, patience, and a sense of humor.

9. Biggest turn offs include..
Arrogance, disrespect, conformity, and thinking a nice gesture is an automatic passport into my pants.

10. Your ideal date would be..
Something fun. Nothing formal. A fair or a carnival would be nice.

11. You want to get married, where, when, how?
Anywhere but in a church, anytime but too soon, and in any way that’s unexpected.

12. Does anyone have feelings for you right now that you don't return?
Not that I know of.

Circle Seven: Other

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Line 4 or sentence 4? Sentence 4 is too long so we’ll do line 4. “. . .warm. A house is a compressed territory where our basic needs can be. . .” (Book is Life of Pi by Yann Martel - go read it. . . now!)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
A bookshelf, of course.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Morning news.

4. Without looking, guess what time it it is?
Uh. . . 4:00?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:38 - what the fuck time zone was I just in?

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Crappy old secondhand AC.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Earlier today when I had to chase my cat around the yard because she got out. Running, cursing, looking stupid.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Porn. No, not really. All my e-mail accounts (I have many).

9. What are you wearing?
White tank top with a sparkly butterfly on the front, old jeans and mismatched socks. Sexy, I know.

10. Did you dream last night?
Don’t remember. But the night before I dreamt about getting lost in the woods.

11. When did you last laugh?
Just a minute ago when I saw the word “slut”

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Drawings. Sketches. Photos. Newspaper clippings. Lists of things to do that will never get done.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Not really anything any weirder than I usually see.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It killed some time. Was an excuse to write another journal entry. Made me realize how lame I am.

15. What is the last film you saw?
You mean for the first time? The Boy in the Striped Pajamas *sob*

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I’d pay off my student loans first, then I’d buy a house and stock it with a ton of yaoi because I'm a dork.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
Hell if I know. I peel grapes before I eat them.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I’d make all medically-necessary healthcare free.

19. Do you like to dance?
Of course.

20. George Bush. . .
Was a scapegoat. (Though I didn’t like him, mind you.)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Emily. I don’t know why.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Julien. Because I’ve always had a stupid obsession with that name.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Probably. Definitely if this country keeps going down the drain.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
“Wow, even I’m surprised to see you here.”